Have you heard about the new pirate movie? Its rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!
Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!
What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest!
Whats a pirates favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!
What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky!
What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!
Whats a pirate always looking for, even though its right behind him? His booty!
What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? A gAARRRRGGHnish!
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!
Whats a pirates second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, So, um, whats a pirates first favorite mode of transportation? A ship, duh.)
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!
What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!
A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender cant help but ask, Whats with the steering wheel? ARRRRGGH, the pirate answers, its drivin me nuts.
Whats a pirates favorite restaurant? AARRRRGGHbys!
Whats a pirates favorite instrument? A GuitAARRRRGGH!
Who is the pirates favorite Lord of the Rings couple? AARRRRGGHwen and AARRRRGGHagorn!
What is a pirates favorite animal? An AARRRRGGHdvark!
Where does a pirate go to unwind? The Baarrrrggh!
Whats a pirates favorite planet? MAARRRRGGHs!
What does a pirate most often use in his cooking? LAARRRRGGHd!
Where can you find a pirate? In his cabin smoking a cigAARRRRGGH!
Where did the pirate grow up? On a fAARRRRGGHm!
Why can the pirate never get a date? He lacks chAARRRRGGHm!
What is the pirates favorite place to pillage? The local cAARRRRGGHnival!
What is the pirates first choice for fixing socks? DAARRRRGGHning them!
What ate the pirates brother? A shAARRRRGGHk!
What is a pirates favorite part of a tree? The bAARRRRGGHk!
Where does a pirate sleep when he has no where to go? The bAARRRRGGHn!
What is a pirate's favorite color? mAARRRRGGHoon!
What month was the pirate born in? mAARRRRGGHch!
Why did the pirate need some Compound W? He had too many wAARRRRGGHts!
Who is the pirates favorite baseball player? Barry LAARRRRGGHkin!
What kind of noise does a pirates dog make? It snAARRRRGGHls!
What is the pirates favorite book series? HAARRRRGGHy Potter!
What is the pirates second favorite book series? The Chronicles of NAARRRRGGHnia!
Why did all of the pirates friends run away? Because he fAARRRRGGHted!
What did the pirate steal from WalMart? A shopping cAARRRRGGHt!
